I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but then I realized it’d be a waist of time.
Surveys show that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy
I’m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it “the Illuminaughty”.
How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one
I think I’m approaching my “best if used by” date
To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for the reaction.