Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere. I took a snail’s shell off to help it go faster, but it only made it more sluggish. If Professor X can move anything with his mind… how come he can’t move his legs? How come ants never get sick? Because of their anty bodies! Listen, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I’m not getting older, I’m getting more crunchy.