I used to run quality control over at the m&m factory.. it was nuts… You would not believe how many w’s I had to throw out every day. It’s really cold out there folks. If you’re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas. Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.” How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That’s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar. I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison. Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.