My buddy’s girlfriend broke up with him because she says he was obsessed with football. He was shocked, he said we were together for 3 1/2 seasons! For Valentines Day I’m buying a friend new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count I just read an article titled “100 Things To Do Before You Die”…… I was surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them. Things I think about at 4am: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Things I think about at 4am: I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table. My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.