No matter how much you push the envelope – it’ll still be stationery. Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night Limbo champion walks into a bar…he’s disqualified. I once put red bull in my morning coffee… after 20 minutes on the highway I noticed I forgot my car at home. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is a little lighter. Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.