More people should be at a loss for words. Pet stores should post “Chameleon” on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look. If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock? If someone says “I’m a sub-par golfer” does that mean they’re good at golf, or bad? I’m beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work. I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went… then it dawned on me.