Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw. If your house doesn’t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation. I don’t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special! If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘donuts’. I’ll definitely turn around and look Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor. So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with “Maybe next time” wasn’t the best response. Who knew?