Beyonce’s twins will never have to work a day in their life. She should name one of them Lay-Z. I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs. Who called them contractions and not birthquakes? After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words….Not my problem. The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.