The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Are walruses just vampire manatees? I’ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn’t go all the way. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders. My New Year’s resolution was to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use “Mr. Sheen” cleaner.