Legend has it that the “M” in MTV once stood for music Whenever I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.” I overhead my neighbor on the phone telling someone I was creepy and weird. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed to confront her! When I wake up every morning I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man. T.G.I.A. (Thank goodness I’m awesome!) We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.