To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car. It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone…Be that person. I took two years of Spanish in high school, so ordering off the Taco Bell menu is super easy for me. Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don’t have iPhone. 2) I don’t have a girlfriend. Why would I pay someone to scare me at a haunted house when I could just open a can of biscuits at home? Humans pretend to be smart, but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we just developed x-ray vision.