Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth’s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher The guy who named the “chimichanga” should be given more authority to name things. If I live to be 100, I’m gonna make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people. Like, I ate a pine cone, or drank olive oil every single day I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives. Ironically “Chumbawamba” totally got knocked down and never got up again. Claiming a product promotes “Weight Loss” when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming that it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.