Have you heard about corduroy pillows?? They’re making headlines everywhere! I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia. You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner. If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex. If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia… Do you get a Phillips screwdriver? This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.